Based on true events.
Early one morning as I was having my coffee on my back deck, I glanced down to see Barbie's pink Cadillac smashed into a post.  Skipper was lying a short distance away decapitated.  Barbie was nowhere to be seen. I think she fled the scene.  I was beginning to think she was in some serious trouble and possibly hiding in my house.  I did not like the idea that I might be harbouring a fugitive.